September 9, 2008

The game is open for business

With the purchase of Manchester City and the summer of record-breaking transfer fees, many fans are bemoaning the commercialization of the Premier League. Their arguments are threefold.

1. Players' wages and transfer fees have risen to unfathomable levels, thus pricing out the common fan.

According to the BBC, player wages for last season registered at approximately £1.9 billion, an increase of almost 27% from the previous season. To offset these costs, season ticket prices have risen to an average of £590 for a middle-range seat as reported by the Guardian, or slightly more than £31/game.

I don't mean to sound snobby and elitist, but that's a big problem? For world-class entertainment I think it's a great deal. Plus, it prices out the hooligans and leads to a more family-friendly atmosphere, songs notwithstanding.

Is the problem simply the amount of money the players are making? Don't be jealous; it's not attractive.

2. The foreign ownership knows nothing of the team's and league's traditions.

I'm going to make an assumption, so please feel free to voice your disagreement, but I believe fans don't care the first bit if an owner can't name the 1978 squad but can deliver a title in 2008. What traditions are the owners supposed to follow, a history of underachievement, of being lovable losers? As long as the owners are following the rules, I see no moral quandary with being a fan of a team with a quick turnaround. Just get on the bandwagon before it happens.

3. England's national team has suffered from the influx of foreign talent.

Here's the logic as I understand it: clubs stifle young English talent by buying foreign players. To prevent this, the number of foreign players should be lowered, thus allowing English players to fully mature and become the superstars they're destined to be.

What. A load. Of crap.

According to this logic, English players become better by not playing against the best. If they're coddled long enough, they will magically get better just because they're English. If I were an English soccer player, I would be offended at this idea. To win the World Cup, the English have to beat the best players at the world in their primes, so what better preparation than to play against the best at every age level?

The young English players aren't blocked from playing against top competition. If they prove their worth either at lower-division clubs or on the youth/reserve squads, Premier League clubs will want their services, just the same as any other player. So will La Liga, Serie A and Bundesliga clubs, all of which provide world-class opposition and an opportunity to become a star.

Perhaps English players aren't getting the proper training at a younger age. If that is the case, the FA needs to change its policies, not the Premier League.

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We're not talking about healthcare or maintaining a healthy middle class or anything of actual importance: we're talking about soccer. Soccer is a game, played entirely for our amusement. Yes, some people make their living from this game, but none of those people will be adversely affected by the recent changes. If anything they have a chance to watch their salaries rise as well.

To those who long for the good ol' days, support a local club and forget about the Premier League. Everyone has a vote: it's in the wallet. Unless these billionaires are content to support their clubs with no money coming in, this pattern cannot continue. The fans keep the cycle alive by purchasing these season tickets and buying another jersey with every new sponsor or design. For those don't want to be a part of it, any lower-level club would love to have them as fans.

Globalization affects everyone, including especially soccer. The arguments for closing England's doors ring of bitterness and pining for a time long past, and the voices making them will fade more quickly than their memories. An open society cannot be closed, and those who try will fail and watch their dreams die.

Opening Whistle 9-9-08

The only totally new stadium planned for the World Cup won't be ready for the Confederations Cup in 2009. [Planetizen]

Don Garber to give a State of the League-type speech at USC. No word if Will Ferrell will hand out orange slices halfway through. [100 Percent Soccer]

Senior Ladies' Night at AFC Sudbury (I don't know where it is, either). [The Dark Side of the Ball]

Kaka says he will never ask to leave AC Milan. [FourFourTwo]

Oh, wait, yes he will. [The Guardian via The Beautiful Game]

September 8, 2008

A different kind of uniform

Ashley Young recently talked to the Aston Villa official site about his new teammates in that overtly in-house PR kind of way. However, Federation Soccer's Fashion Forensics Department unearthed a shocking discovery: Abercrombie & Fitch has overtaken the club! See for yourself how it has consumed Brad Friedel and James Milner.













Federation Soccer makes a halfhearted promise (with takebacks) to get to the bottom of this plague engulfing Villa Park.

Knock, knock

In a parallel universe, Robinho was not sold from Real Madrid, so he was forced to choose another path...



Hello, my name is Robinho. I'd like just a few minutes of your time, but in return I promise I will give you that time back every single week. How? With the TsuperTsucker 3000 Deluxe! Nononono, please don't close the door, just five minutes and I promise you'll be hooked! Look, this model incorporates Tsunamic separation, the latest in Tsucking technology. In no time flat your home will be ready for your latest book club meeting, which is much more exciting than a Champions League watch party. Besides, if you order one now, I'll throw in an indoor/outdoor pump, perfect for getting those pesky grass clippings off your patio, especially if a helicopter happens to land nearby.

No, still not interested? Well, thank you for your time, and here's my card in case you change your mind. Have a great day!

/Door closes

Oh well, I'll get the next one. That next house has sale written all over it.

/Rings bell, door opens

Hi, my name is Robinho...

(h/t: Madrid Discussions and much thanks to Matt at Hardwood Paroxysm for the Photoshop)

Al Jazeera must be full of Villans

I know how to stay safe if I ever go to the Middle East - just wear an Aston Villa jersey. [EUFootball.biz]

Opening Whistle 9-8-08

Old guy prefers things the way they used to be. [FourFourTwo]

So he'll love how this story will likely end. [New Zealand Herald]

She married for love. Of course she did. [The Original Winger]

MLS crossing the line from "fashionably late" to "the host went to bed 20 minutes ago after everyone left." [Toronto Sun via du Nord]

Slammin' Mike Ashley, living up to his nickname. [Deuce of Davenport]

September 7, 2008

Sam's Army knows no bounds

By now you know the U.S. scraped by Cuba 1-0 despite maintaining the vast majority of the possession. You also probably know about the fans who traveled to Cuba despite the current restrictions. But what would happen to them once they got to the game? Cuban fans, not to mention media outlets, would be swarming around them. How do they protect their anonymity? The most awesome way possible.

You guys are the coolest motherfunkers on the planet.

Picture blatantly stolen from The Beautiful Game.