Yet another reason nobody will miss Bolton

More proof for why I hate Bolton: they have to tempt their fans with beer just to show up. I can't wait until they're relegated. You might think I'm just being contrary but each fan (of the first 1000) gets only one free beer. Whoopee. I can think of a lot better things to give away at a Bolton game:

• Any ball that ends up in the back of the net with the scorer's signature (don't worry, it'll be the other team)
• A night out with your favorite Bolton player as wingman
• The opportunity to design a jersey because they obviously need help
• Tryouts
• Hope