A different kind of uniform

Ashley Young recently talked to the Aston Villa official site about his new teammates in that overtly in-house PR kind of way. However, Federation Soccer's Fashion Forensics Department unearthed a shocking discovery: Abercrombie & Fitch has overtaken the club! See for yourself how it has consumed Brad Friedel and James Milner.













Federation Soccer makes a halfhearted promise (with takebacks) to get to the bottom of this plague engulfing Villa Park.