September 23, 2008

That got out of hand

FC Hollywood is crumbling!

Stupidity amongst spoiled fans is not a solely American quality: more than 60% of survey respondents believe 39-year old Oliver Kahn should come out of retirement to replace Michael Rensing in goal for Bayern Munich. To remind the Munich faithful just how old Kahn is, here is a list of people younger than your legend.

- Claudia Schiffer

- Oliver Reidel of Rammstein

- Ole Gunnar Solskjær

- Alexi Lalas

Big hair, industrial metal, Norwegians who look like children and bad goatees. Do we really want to go back to that?

1 comment:

EdTheRed said...

You know, maybe getting Alexi Lalas to come out of retirement was the only thing holding the Other FC Hollywood back from a massive season...